Native Weddings (humor)

How To Know You Are At A Native Wedding Reception

nobody has invitations…..only hand-drawn maps

an average of 12 people attend per invitation

 no one goes to the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception

 the bride's kids are the flower girls and the ring-bearer

 the reception is at night and you wonder how non-natives have weddings during the day

 everyone has their own pepsi, dr pepper and coke

 all the centerpieces are gone

 everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a bottle at them

 the men dress in zoot suits…and the bride is dressed in pink

 the food menu has chile stew, fry bread and beans (don't forget the potato salad)

 people are taking foil-covered food plates home

 people are taking huge pieces of cake home

 one relative is drunk and hugging everyone telling them "i love you very much"

 the dollar dance lasts over an hour

 there are seven bridesmaids

 the cake was made by daughter,, the cake lady and not the bakery

 the aunties and grandmas dance together

 you have to clean up the community building before you leave

 the wedding reception ends at 6:00 am the next day at the bride's house

a fight breaks out 

Tribal Consultation (sovereignty)


Salazar Announces Plan of Actions to Develop a Department-wide Policy
 
on Tribal Consultation Per President’s November 5 Directive

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary Ken Salazar today announced the Interior Department’s plan of actions, as directed by President Obama in his memorandum dated November 5, 2009, to implement Executive Order 13175, Consultation and Coordination With Indian Tribal Governments, which directs Executive Branch departments and agencies to develop policies on tribal consultation and cooperation.  Under the Department’s plan Interior will establish a comprehensive, department-wide policy for meaningful consultation with the nation’s 564 federally recognized American Indian and Alaska Native tribes in accordance with the Executive Order as well as any other applicable statutes and regulations.   

“In keeping with President Obama’s memorandum of November 5, 2009, I am pleased to announce the Interior Department’s plan of actions to develop a department-wide policy on tribal consultation and coordination,” Salazar said.  “Establishing a comprehensive, department-wide policy for meaningful consultation is vital to our goals of supporting tribal self-determination, ensuring tribal self-government, respecting tribal sovereignty and carrying out our federal trust responsibilities.” 

The Department’s plan outlines guiding principles for a comprehensive policy to support Interior, its agencies and bureaus in conducting “regular and meaningful consultation and collaboration” with tribes as stipulated in the executive order and in the presidential memorandum.  The policy will: 

·        Recognize the special legal status of tribal governments; 
·        Respect tribal sovereignty and support self-determination and self-governance; 
·        Honor the  trust relationship between the United States and tribal governments; 
·        Demonstrate Interior’s commitment to improving communications while maximizing tribal input and coordination; 
·        Ensure that Interior consults on a government-to-government basis with appropriate tribal representatives; 
·        Identify appropriate Interior officials who are knowledgeable about the matters at hand and are authorized to speak for Interior; 
·        Ensure that Interior’s bureaus and offices conduct consultation in a manner consistent with the department-wide policy, thus harmonizing the consultation practices of Interior’s bureaus and offices; 
·        Be clear, understandable, and workable. 

The plan also includes a separate action item to create a Tribal Consultation Team, comprised of senior Department representatives and tribal leaders.  The Tribal Consultation Team will draft the consultation policy document; ensure compliance with the President’s goal and policy of transparency during the policy development process; require the review and evaluation of Interior functions, policies, procedures and practices to identify policies with tribal implications; and require on-going review and comments from the tribes and general public on the draft policy. 

The plan also requires the Department to identify an official who will be responsible for overseeing the implementation of the plan, as well as progress on reporting and compliance with the Executive Order.  The Department official will also be responsible for overseeing the development of supplemental consultation policies specific to each bureau and office and coordinating with other federal departments and agencies to bring greater efficiency and consistency to the consultation process throughout the federal government. 

The presidential memorandum directs Executive Branch departments and agencies to implement Executive Order 13175 dated November 6, 2000.  The President signed the memorandum at the White House Tribal Nations Summit held at the Interior Department’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., on November 5, 2009.   

On November 23, 2009 the Department invited tribal leaders to participate in a series of tribal consultation meetings to discuss their experiences with federal consultation efforts, provide suggestions on the Department’s plan of actions, and make recommendations on improving its consultation practices.  Meetings were held in seven cities from December 2009 through January 2010:  Anchorage, Alaska (December 2); Portland, Ore. (December 9); Washington, D.C. (December 14), Ft. Snelling, Minn. (January 5); Oklahoma City, Okla. (January 7); Phoenix, Ariz. (January 12) and Palm Springs, Calif. (January 14).  Approximately 300 tribal representatives and over 250 officials from Interior as well as the U.S. Department of Education, the U.S. Department of Labor, the U.S. Department of State, the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies invited by the Department to hear the tribes’ ideas and concerns attended. 

After the draft consultation policy has been circulated to tribes and tribal organizations for review and comment, the Department will publish the revised draft in the Federal Register with a 60-day comment period.  Following the Department’s publishing of the final consultation policy within 90 days of the close of the comment period, the Secretary will issue a Secretarial Order directing all Interior bureaus and offices to comply with the department-wide policy and its guiding principles. 

The text for the Department’s plan of actions can be found on our website at Tribal Consultation Plan

Conference HighLights

I just updated the California Conference on Indian Education Website. To visit, just click on the links below or paste the URLs into your browser.  The theme for this years conference is "Saving Our Language-Saving Our Culture."

CIEDA http://www.cieda.org

Conference Highlights

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