Native Weddings (humor)

How To Know You Are At A Native Wedding Reception

nobody has invitations…..only hand-drawn maps

an average of 12 people attend per invitation

 no one goes to the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception

 the bride's kids are the flower girls and the ring-bearer

 the reception is at night and you wonder how non-natives have weddings during the day

 everyone has their own pepsi, dr pepper and coke

 all the centerpieces are gone

 everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a bottle at them

 the men dress in zoot suits…and the bride is dressed in pink

 the food menu has chile stew, fry bread and beans (don't forget the potato salad)

 people are taking foil-covered food plates home

 people are taking huge pieces of cake home

 one relative is drunk and hugging everyone telling them "i love you very much"

 the dollar dance lasts over an hour

 there are seven bridesmaids

 the cake was made by daughter,, the cake lady and not the bakery

 the aunties and grandmas dance together

 you have to clean up the community building before you leave

 the wedding reception ends at 6:00 am the next day at the bride's house

a fight breaks out